Closet Vampire

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

by juliebix April 4, 2009

double reverse vampire

A vampire who can only be seen in mirrors.

man1: HOLY DICK! I was brushing my teeth and saw a vampire behind me only to turn around and find nothing but wall!
man2: Twas a double reverse vampire. This is not what I signed up for. *stares off into the distance*

by Michalic January 12, 2008

Wannabe Vampire

That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.

"That Wannabe Vampire is just jealous at my sup3rior H4X0r ski11z."

by Lanky Thrower May 23, 2006

vampire bitch

A bitch that you only want to be with in the dark.

Yo my vampire bitch is sooo ugly, but she fucks soooo good.

by the dago March 29, 2007

vampire

Vampires have been a popular ledgen for centuries. They immortal beings that drink blood to survie. I am going to give you my personal impion since there are many definetions for mystical creatures such as vampires. They do not burn if they go out in the sun nor do they sparkel. They are pale and very beautiful. They have inhumane streanth, speed and other hightened senses. You kill not kill a vampire buy a wooden stake nor tearing them to shreds. A good decapitaion will do but perfoming it will be the trickey part. They have souls but dont care if theykill a humane since they are on the top of the foood chain. A wolf wouldnt mind killing a rabbit so it could survie which is the same thing when it comes to vampires killing humanes. They are predetores and fierce killers but can show emotions and can fell regret and pain but wouldnt feel that towards the humane unless they let there selves get close to them. You dont minf killing a chinken unles youare a vegeterain but if you got to know the chinken and it became your pet and you name it aswell. Then you have chiken for dinner and you relize you are eating Bob. It is the same thing. Vampires havediffrent personalities and abilites. To become a vampire a vampire drinks your blood and you drink thier blood as well.

An immortal vampire that drinks blood.
yeah thats all I got

by ilostmymarbels February 16, 2009

vamboozle

To leave quickly and under false pretense, in order to mislead another. Combination of vamoose and bamboozle.

"It's 3:00 Friday so I'm going to vamboozle on out of here. Tell Tom I'm at negotiations in the Government Center and can't be reached." --Roger S.

"This sermon is 'way too long. I'm gonna vamboozle out that door near the confessional. Father Murphy won't catch on."

by Rick Scott June 21, 2004

Vampster

A Vampster is an offshoot of Hipster. Only a Vampster is more dark and foreboding. Probably not someone you want to meet in a dark alley when you're drunk and look like a normal Hipster. A Vampster will totally kick your ass for even trying to copy their original style. So you can't EVEN try...A Vampster also owns their own boat.

Look at the Maddeline chick, she's such a Vampster. Wish I could be like her.

by Maddeline Force! March 21, 2010