Wittenberg University 

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education

It took me five years to gradate.
Why?
I went to Wittenberg University!

Wittenberg University by Clark Disney September 21, 2005

Central Washington University

The school where 9 dumbass freshmen who couldn't hold their alchohol got the popular drink Four Loko banned in Washington state for 120 days, all because they don't know how to drink.

Upperclassmen #1: Hey man, let's go get some Four Loko for the party tonight!

Upperclassmen #2: Nah, we can't! Some stupid freshmen at Central Washington University blacked out and almost died because they thought they knew how to drink!

Upperclassmen #1: Stupid freshmen, always ruining everything...

Central Washington University by scatmandatman December 13, 2010

Washington University in St. Louis 

An amazing school. Great academics. Great people.

Washington University in St. Louis is one of the best colleges in the country.

Washington University in St. Louis by samloveswustl September 19, 2005

Walden University

A marketing company masquerading as a school. Anytime anyone says anything bad about them online a bunch of fake people, who all sound exactly the same, show up to defend it.

The school is the bottom of the barrel of accredited colleges. It is the community college of online schools. The only reason to go to Walden University is because you can't get in anywhere else.

This review will never be number #1 on Urban Dictionary because Walden University staff members are paid to scour the internet and purge honest information about their school.

Walden University by Another Walden Grad June 26, 2008

West Virginia University 

Called WVU for short, it's the biggest party school in the country. Half the people there are total rednecks, and ALL the people there are raging alcoholics. A good place to go if you want the full-out college experience without silly distractions like classes getting in the way.

Boss: "Now it says here on your resume that you attended West Virginia University for four years. How was that?"
You: "I don't remember."

West Virginia University by Nick D August 9, 2004

University of South Florida 

The University of South Florida (USF) is a public university located in Tampa, Florida. USF's mascot is the Bull, and its colors are green and gold. USF is the third largest university in the state of Florida, behind the University of Florida and Florida State University. USF boasts highly acclaimed engineering and medical programs, and is a first-tier research university.

The University of South Florida is a very well-rounded university that doesn't get enough credit because of other state universities such as the University of Florida and Florida State University getting all the attention.

University of South Florida by Ryan Cartwright November 26, 2005

University of Hawaii Hilo 

The only University school on the island of Big Island. Located in Hilo, hence the name. It is shared with Hawaii Community College. There's absolutely nothing to do, which causes majority of the students to become major pot heads.

90% of University of Hawaii Hilo's students are composed of stoners

University of Hawaii Hilo by cheech & chong 45 April 4, 2011