Twitchy twat

A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.

Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.

Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.

Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.

by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009

Twat Hammock

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008

Twat Snot

Gonorrhea or Syphilis

I wouldn't put your Meat Sword in that, I heard she has the Twat Snot.

by AshleyLynne January 15, 2013

Cum Twat

To release your semen on the outside of a womans pussy, covering it with sperm.

The womans cum twat was very wet thanks to his ultimant semenal release.

by spy_harder September 24, 2005

twat lips

1.a person so doucheish that that word does not even even describe them. Hence becoming twat lips
2.The ruffles that surround the pussy resembling cow tongues

Those girls twat lips were so disgusting, i decided to titty fuck her.
{john}you and your wolfmane girlfriend combined DEFINE twat lips.

by Skrillex May 5, 2006

twat smuggler

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.

You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.

by A to the Z February 3, 2008

chewbacca twat

When a woman doesn't trim/shave her pubic area.

She needs to do something with that chewbacca twat before she goes around showing it to everyone.

by bunny September 15, 2004