A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!
by That is Whack56 April 25, 2006
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The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
Get the turtleface mug.When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.
This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010
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when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face
by Swis/ shitty December 9, 2008
Get the spitting turtle mug.Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.
Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).
Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.
Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.
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