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Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.
That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!
by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023
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Phonetic Temperature Theory

the Phonetic Temperature Theory is a theory that states that as average temperature of a native speaker's location decreases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words decreases, and that speech quickens and hardens in colder temperature. Secondly, This theory also states the vice versa; as average temperature of a native speaker's location increases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words increases, and that speech slows and smooth-ens in warmer temperature. Thirdly, this theory also states that pronunciation changes quicker when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes quicker, and that pronunciation changes slower when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes slower.
Person 1: How can I predict when the pronunciation of a word will change?
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.
by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 27, 2023
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Adult temper tantrum

When someone storms into the room and knocks over someone’s Eiffel Tower
The three of us were having a great time until mark stormed in and threw and adult temper tantrum
by Scooter scoots May 31, 2024
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Triple Trumper

Someone who voted for Donald Trump in 2016, 2020, and 2024.
Person 1: Although I voted against him in 2016 and 2020, I voted for Trump in 2024

Person 2: I did too, but I also voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020

Person 1: You are a Triple Trumper
by nb21-rz2k December 28, 2024
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Fridge temperature IQ

Someone who’s so stupid they don’t even have room temperature IQ and their IQ is the same as the temperature of the fridge
Bro this girl I met is so stupid she doesn’t even have room temperature IQ, she has fridge temperature IQ
by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025
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Chocolate Thumper

A male with a preference for performing anal penetration.
I know he's straight but I reckon he's a Chocolate Thumper
by Yorkshirecunt July 23, 2025
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The Blue Veined Thumper

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'
by Redogg September 13, 2009
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