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Shrimping

A common response to depression and/or gender dysphoria which involves curling up nake on one’s bed with the lights turned off to simulate the simple lives of shrimp in depths of the ocean.
“Hey Jordan what’s u-“
“Don’t bother me, I’m shrimping”
by iabast February 13, 2024
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Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.
You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!
by Choxy January 19, 2025
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Shrimping

What guy one cums in guy twos butt butt then guy three sucks it out and spits it into guy ones mouth and he spits it into guy twos mouth
"Hey Todd will you hurry up and start this shrimping secession"
by Yessem August 9, 2025
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Tiger Shrimp

This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.
Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".
by australian-reptile July 19, 2010
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Mantis Shrimp

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
by xenoscum January 12, 2021
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shrimp

a shrimp is normally a guy with a small dicks usually named john, ethan, carlton, brandon, josh, jordan, elliott, ben, bart, joe, brian, eddie, austin, kobe, etc.
wyom: have you seen that guys shrimp?
cera: let me guess his name was brandon
by bobbyburnertims123 April 11, 2020
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shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me
by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023
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