Hot Tits

Something douchebags call girls, thinking they are charming

Guy: Hey hot tits, whats shakinn ;)

Girl: Get the hell away from me you doucher.

Guy: I think she wants me

by Jerrkaa December 27, 2010

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010

Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

tits

the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as boobs.

cool tits ya got there.

by jacktheshit36 August 26, 2006

tank tits

a name given to a girl with enormously huge tits

Damn, look a tank tits standing by the door!

by papa smurph May 13, 2005

tits

A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.

"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT!!!!"

by sorrysauce July 29, 2007

back tits

when a fat hog of a woman has rolls that droop over her bra strap in the back giving the appearance of titties

one time i put my erection in a bitches back titties and back tittie fucked her

by urexcellency May 16, 2003