Side Bride

A girlfriend whom a married man has a soulmate and true confidant and has primal connectness with.
The difference of that and a mistress is she is the only one/not interchanable and he wishes he was married to but circumstances make it impossible.

A true tragic modern day love affair that can last forever as it’s draw is so intense and magnetic.

He spent the afternoon with his side bride and saw yet another piece of her her longed to know.

by Movie Girl June 12, 2018

Off side

If somebody is not around or available.

Damo: You coming to the gig tomorrow?
Anto: Can't bro ill be off side tomorrow.

by Tenacious Ste September 2, 2021

glade side

Original worldwide O.G gangsta site playaz. Roll so deep Pablo Escobar was their bitch and got both 2pac and Biggie dealt with for stepping on their turf without permission. Will kill any Manz who dare test.

Who was that posse of god like outlaw mavericks who just shot up our whole crew and tea leafed our baccy then drove off in their solid gold and chrome solar powered robin reliants on switches? Glade side motherfuckers obviously

by Gladeside mandem July 8, 2018

Side bush

When beard hair gets to long on the side of your face

Honey I think it's time to trim your side bush

by HarryDunn March 25, 2017

Dark side

The area between your balls and your asshole. Where your cooch would be.

Oh god why is my dark side so damn sweaty

by Coochiewrangler April 24, 2019

Side Eye

To give someone a knowing look. Usually when shocked or surprised by something.

To Side Eye

When Mr Henderson made a sexist comment, his students side-eyed each other in disbelief.

by Havana77 November 17, 2009

Vinyl Siding

n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.

Damn, did you see all the hardened semen on Eric's back, it's like he has Vinyl Siding on there.

by Abu Musab Al Zarqawi November 9, 2005