Alton Towers

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.

Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

Tower Power Hour

Tower Power Hour is what parents do instead of caring for their kids. A collection of sex jokes and violence, Tower Power Hour is where degenerate fathers go to make Holocaust, 9/11, and Racist Jokes. SAD!

Reed Russell: "Where did dad go?"
Clint Coverdale: "He went to Tower Power Hour."

by Ofer Nave August 24, 2022

Twin towers game

Drinking game. Starts with 2 stacks of 10 cups, and one full cup in the middle. 2 players try to bounce a ping pong ball into their stack of 10, removing one cup on each successful bounce. When all cups in the stack have been removed, the ball must then be bounced with a single bounce into the middle cup, ending the game.

I was the Twin Towers game champion at the party last night.

by Joe12309 January 31, 2019

Shanghai Tower

A tower that every airplane wants to be inside of

I'm an airplane, and I really want to be inside the Shanghai Tower

by nickgurr507 June 26, 2019

Sexy twin towers

You put your penis next to another man's to make it look like the twin towers and have a third penis be the plane and ram into the penises

Hey man you wanna go sexy twin towers with Muhammad

by [e-mail] December 15, 2023

Twin towering

When you take a shit and grab it and throw it to ur partner

"I was twin towering during a threesome and the shit splashed everywhere"

by Haylhytler August 12, 2025

Eiffel Tower

When you have a person with a dick (OEM or aftermarket) laying on their back, and one person is riding their dick and another person is riding their face, and they high five and/or kiss, thus creating a triangular shape reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower.

My homegirl and I Eiffel Towered my boyfriend at a New Year's Eve orgy, it was awesome!!

by Immoral Support May 9, 2024