Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.
Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?
Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.
Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.
by sesamechicken May 2, 2012
Get the Stoner dreamsmug. In general a stoners dozen = 11
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015
Get the a stoners dozenmug. "why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)
by katiepotatiefool June 2, 2009
Get the loner stonermug. A Proud Stoner is the oppisite of a Pot Head because a Proud Stoner gets high cause he/she likes the feeeling a Pot Head gets high because he is addicted and can't give it up. A Proud Stoner starts and stops getting high on his/her on accord.
Alice: So Brittany ever had something you tried to quit but couldn't cause your addicted?
Me: Nope cause everything I start I don't wanna stop if I wanted stop I wouldn't have started and I've never been addicted to anything.
Alice: Stupid Pot Head
Me: No Proud Stoner theres a difference Bitch!
Me: Nope cause everything I start I don't wanna stop if I wanted stop I wouldn't have started and I've never been addicted to anything.
Alice: Stupid Pot Head
Me: No Proud Stoner theres a difference Bitch!
by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011
Get the Proud Stonermug. by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008
Get the Stoner Fucksmug. A girl who doesn't have enough personality so she calls herself a stoner. They usually wear weed and stoner clothing to act the part.
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.
Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.
Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<
by pseudank August 18, 2017
Get the Stoner girlmug. by Redman April 26, 2005
Get the stoner lightingmug.