Gollum sickness: They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.
Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. ;)
Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. ;)
"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."
by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016
Get the Gollum Sicknessmug. by Johnoooooo May 11, 2016
Get the sick membermug. by threedog September 22, 2013
Get the roam-sickmug. The feeling when you start hating being nagged to marry or hear people getting married all around you.
by Ishuwithnoissue May 17, 2016
Get the marriage sickmug. When someone is on FaceTime/video chat and they are moving too much/making too much noise while claiming to be a part of the conversation.
by BurntClay June 11, 2018
Get the facetime sicknessmug. The alternate version of skid and pump who are two little bums that do spooky things on a spooky month
by Fjfdfkjghugdjyfuudytkjl October 8, 2021
Get the sick and dumpmug. by sagabeeba March 14, 2020
Get the duck-sickmug.