clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

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Cleaning Out the Pipes

1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)

Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

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Clean Up Man

A man who likes to lick another man's cum out of his wife or girlfriend's well fucked pussy. He likes it even better if he can lick the cum off her asshole.

Billy was the "clean up man." He liked to watch other men fuck his wife and then he would lick their cum from her well fucked pussy.

by RobbieJor December 21, 2004

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Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.

It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.

by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014

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crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

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