Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag

I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 19, 2017

milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

cabbage

To call someone a cabagge means thet they are some what not all there (a spanner and a large hammer short of a tool box)

you are a cabbage that is what you are boy

by mr man i am a man November 5, 2010

Cabbage

Money. Cash. Bread. Samolians.

$150,000? That's a lotta cabbage!

by Ghoster2910 August 11, 2015

Clapped Cabbage

An insult that is everything and nothing at the same time, also can can describe something that is just booty cheeks

Bro... that Game was Pure Clapped cabbage.

by Yeet Meisters™️ February 5, 2019