Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.

"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"

by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Biscuit Weaver

A person who will travel at any length for a good biscuit; one who searches for biscuits at any cost, namely weaving through traffic (vehicular or pedestrian) without regard for their own or others safety

I told my friends I was taking the trip to see my parents but this drive South is for my inner biscuit weaver

Don’t be a biscuit weaver, there’s no need to push and shove, there are are biscuits for everyone.

by biscuitweaverpro July 7, 2021

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

by Captain Raymond Holt December 14, 2019

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009

rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008

V biscuit

A slang term that is used to refer to a woman's vagina, without sounding dirty or perverted.

I hear Erika's got a pretty tight va.... V biscuit.

by ConnecticutthaBoss April 22, 2011