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Sexy Toast

Do you want something to eat?
Yes, I'll have some sexy toast please.
by Sparky Owl September 29, 2011
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Sexi Wexi

(n.) An apparition which requires no soul to operate. Usually takes the form of a human woman, but has been known to transfigure into other forms such as the ones seen during the Salem Witchcraft trials that resembled the devil.

If caught alone with such a creature do not look it in the eyes for it uses them as a portal from which it derives your soul.
When I was walking in the woods I became cognizant of a chilling presence in front of me, it was a Sexi Wexi and proceeded to eat my heart with a crudely made spork.
by reluctantfollower November 16, 2009
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Buddha Sexy

When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.
Gabriel Igleisias is Buddha sexy.
by Psychedelic Sid May 30, 2015
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sexy tea

Its like the greatest food ever, can be bought from turkish black markets, full of viagra,
and also means that it is the sexiest and tastiest thing ever
- that is sexy tea

- robbo, your sexy tea
by RoBBo(baghead) December 2, 2007
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sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.
damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy
by akoni February 15, 2004
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sexy gurl

anonymous signature to use from mobile phones when sexting and you want to stay anonymous. What to call yourself when making crank calls or drunk dials. Works to get the attention of the reciever.
What's up, Tina? You wanna hang? Sexy GURL
by blasterlbc July 14, 2011
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Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.
Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!
by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011
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