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Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
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Positivity

Something what we really deserve. Trust me!
I love positivity.
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positive lunch

when 4 guys go to lunch and have a lemon party
Justin, Dave, Lincoln and athanasi had a positive lunch by having a lemon party.
by JohnBrownfffff January 14, 2014
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Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask
I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair
by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022
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Live Positive

Phrase found amongst HIV+ people in the UK, who choose to embrace life and positivity rather than spiral into suicidal thoughts and depression
I choose to Live Positive, its a disease, not a death sentance.
by Tryagainguy1234 July 25, 2024
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seatle position

seatle position - to sit while playing Nintendo Wii
everyone was standing in-line except mom she was sitting on couch in the seatle position
by lukethaduke October 1, 2020
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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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