Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)
by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025
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Guy2: Nah, just a London Hug mate.
Guy2: Nah, just a London Hug mate.
by hugunu January 27, 2025
Get the London Hug mug.London Jane is a very nice Christian women , a natural haired queen she is a fine shyt,
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!
Huzz: whos London Jane ?
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Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !
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Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !
by Fineshiteblah January 28, 2025
Get the London Jane mug.When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
by recklessconduct February 19, 2025
Get the London Baby Lottery mug.Self-titled creatives that roam the streets of London, fueled by overpriced iced oat milk lattes and a vague sense of purpose. Often seen waving their hands and using words like ‘visceral’ and ‘transcendent’ in front of artwork and chainsmoking outside an underground artist’s show (don’t bother asking, you probablly wouldn’t know them).
‘So then he told me he has an invisible exhibition. It’s got no venue, no artwork… just a vibe?’
‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’
‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’
by wehatefuckboys February 23, 2025
Get the London Creative mug.A London Bridge can only exist with 4 people; 2 sets of tits (specifically nipple to nipple, nipple to nipple), and the two bridge crossers create the bridges by lining up the sets of tits and having the crossers do two each on opposite sides. The closeness this bridge creates is palpable and full of enjoyment!
by Greenlowtops March 22, 2025
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Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
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