Battle Creek Handshake

Pouring milk and cereal into a women’s vagina and eat it with a spoon. Popularized in the “Cereal City” Battle Creek, Michigan

Yeah buddy, it was super early in the morning and I hadn’t ate breakfast so I gave Tammy the ‘ol Battle Creek Handshake.

by RealLifeDawg56 September 8, 2020

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bare-knuckle handshake

A diplomatic gesture like a handshake or a greeting that clearly and civilly demonstrates the fierce and unrelenting determination of the part making the gesture.

As we began negotiations on the project, it started with a bare-knuckle handshake.

by akconstant November 16, 2019

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Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.

Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

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Nova Scotia Handshake

A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.

Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"

by mhjrehsa March 31, 2017

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