Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

salmon dive

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.

"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"

by Sendu20 July 31, 2016

Dive talking

When you don’t wanna say something in person so you say it through something but not necessarily

“Omg Ashley I texted Ashton as if I was dive talking but it felt so good to get it off my chest and just tell him I was in love with him”.

by Dutches February 14, 2018

diving deep

Aimed mainly towards the act of pursuing in activity with femail genitalia.

"Damn bro, you seen Alondra the other on the gram?"

"Hell yeah. Im definitely DIVING DEEP IN THERE"

by Dj C Money January 1, 2017

premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

by The Roshh January 26, 2020

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020