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Leg Day

The worst day of the week. Sucks because you would rather be hitting arms, or shoulders, or chest, or even back, but you are stuck working the part of your body that shows the least. Usually involves a large amount of walking around, stalling, and hype. If you skip leg day, you will be deemed a bitch and be called such from then on out. Best pump, but usually involves the most work
"Hey tom, you hittin leg day?"
"Fuck yea brah, I ain't a bitch, leg day every day!"
by TheBossRoss October 28, 2014
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Valenswine's Day

The day before Valentine's Day, that guys use to spend time with the second (or third) most important women in their lives.

February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.

It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
Girl 1: He's taking you out the day before Valentine's Day?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.

Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
by TaylorHoward January 27, 2011
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A Day To Remember

One of the best fucking bands to ever grace our earth!
If you are looking for a band with kickass, head bang worthy breakdowns.. THIS IS THE BAND FOR YOU!
Their lyrics actually mean something and they are fucking sick live! I suggest you buy tickets when they're in your area!
a day to remember's amazing lyrics before a breakdown include;

THIS IS A BATTLEGROUND
BRING THE NOISE
MOVE!
GET LOW!
by the.bitch June 20, 2009
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Inflation Day

On November 27th, they inflate the balloons, or they celebrate inflation, or that other inflation.
Hey, tomorrow's Inflation Day are you coming?
by WaveTheSwallow06 November 26, 2019
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deer day

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.
My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO
Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021
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Raoliuntine’s Day

The best holiday ever - basically like if Christmas, Chanukah, and Veteran’s Day had a baby and raised it together in a gingerbread house.
Happy Raoliuntine’s Day!
by Raoliuntinesdayobserver February 13, 2023
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