The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
Also known as Hui, Black Shorts is a surfing term referring to Hawaiian bad-asses who wear black board shorts.
by pie_fucker November 16, 2009
a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear
by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008
"Jeff began his life as a drag queen under the name 'Anastasia'"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"
by SeveredHeadGirl December 09, 2005
by victoria February 13, 2005
Short skirt
by Simply holly October 13, 2016
1) When you cum in your boxer shorts, leaving them sticky. Usually caused by either having a wet dream or by jacking off.
2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.
2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.
1) I dreamt about my girlfriend naked last night, but when I woke up, I found I had sticky shorts
2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts
2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts
by Cum and Get It August 04, 2010