jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

Jonas

Jonas can act like a HUGE dumbass, but is a pretty funny guy. He can be toxic and self-centered, so be careful when you meet one.

Jonas is such a dumbass

by Bookworm_15 March 31, 2023

jonas

HOT,SEXY,THE BEST BOYFRIEND U WILL EVER HAVE AND HE WILL TREAT U RIGHT AND LOVE U

DAMN DID U SEE THAT KID I WANNA BE ON HIM RN!
YEA THAT IS JONAS ,I WANNA BE ON HIM TO HE IS SOOO HOT
HE IS MINE!

NO HE IS MINE!

by i cant stay sooooo byeeeeeeeee March 16, 2022

Jonas hœ

A Jonas hœ is a person who simps for the Jonas brothers ah yes so smexy indeed 😌 love ya joe Frankie Nick and Kevin btw joe your my fav 😏

Like this

Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ

Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers

Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to

Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏

by Joe J and Sophie’s teddy bear January 25, 2021

Jonas Shultz

Girlboss

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss.

by Apygmysloth December 23, 2022

jonas hyman

Sacko

When you lose your fantasy football league you are Jonas Hyman

by Jack waters August 3, 2019

Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.

Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.

by dolfdolf August 3, 2018