tote

Slang - (Queens)English for smoke, (toke,) drink and shag endless supplies of women.

Come to central Lisbon so we can tote togther for a night.

by Jack June 22, 2004

stinky toes

During foreplay its what one can get if they stick their toes in a butt or a womans vagina.

Instead of smell my finger its smell my stinky toes.

by braszn October 10, 2009

Tootsie Toes

Sticking your toes up someones butt-hole and when your toes come out, they are covered in poo and look like little Tootsie rolls.

"mmmm baby I am hungry for some tootsie toes, bend over so I can stick my toes up yo' ass"

by pooplover69 January 3, 2010

totesickles

An enhancement to the phrase totes (or totally) that emphasises the importance of what's being said.

"Wow how good was the game last night!", "You're right bro it rocked, totes awesome brahbrah", "yeah totesickles dude".

by simmo-groomer July 1, 2018

toates awes

totally awesome

Harry Potter... toates awes... jus sayin'

by CuteNasty November 28, 2010

Tote Quote

A quote bad enough to be emblazoned on a Lulu Lemon tote bag.

Life is full of setbacks. Success is determined by how you handle setbacks.

Man, what a "tote quote."

by ShutupSkinface November 3, 2011

Thotessey

A long journey to escape from the thots. This is what follows the Trojan™ Condom Wars.

It has been a long war for the great fighter, Hoedysseus. He now faces many trials and tribulations on his Thotessey home to rejoin his wife Penelopenis.

by CornwallTCollingsly March 12, 2018