Bro I have Rub Toe
by Toe Rubber November 07, 2019
Boyfriend: lets see them toes girl… wait why are your toes red?
Girlfriend: sorry i was eating takis earlier, its called taki toes
Boyfriend: …Hot
Girlfriend: sorry i was eating takis earlier, its called taki toes
Boyfriend: …Hot
by Sorry, its the truth December 09, 2021
When your at a family function and you notice your Grandma sitting awkwardly on the couch displaying her 6 inch grammel toe
person 1: Hey do you see the way grandma is sitting?
person 2: Holy hell I think I might throw up, that Grammel toe is huge
person 2: Holy hell I think I might throw up, that Grammel toe is huge
by moose knuckle the great March 11, 2013
by ohnoyoudidnt101 April 08, 2012
When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
by rosschromatic April 18, 2010
The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
by shreks.left.toe October 08, 2019