Turbo Toyotas

One word- FAIL

The failure or closure of a company that skrews you over on parts.

"Hey man did you get those parts you ordered for you car online?"

"No they pulled a Turbo Toyotas."

by mmmbiotch September 28, 2009

Sex Toys

Blow up dolls that they sell at a dirty book store.

Sex toys aren't capable of judgment, and even if they were, who cares, they're whores.

by Marcel. February 19, 2009

TOYC

Take Off Your Clothes

Hi honey why don't you TOYC?

by sabrpo June 14, 2010

Toyota

Very responsible for fucking up NASCAR and killing alot of people because of faulty brakes, any questions?

Reporter: In the news... Ford is looking forward to kicking Toyota's ass in next years Daytona 500

Kyle Busch:What?

by MoronMan22 June 27, 2011

Toybar

A recently discovered creature that will take a dump in your breakfast when you aren't looking. It is similar to yogi bear but instead of stealing picknick baskets it steals paper hats.

Damn it that sneaky toybar shit on my toast and stole my sons paper hat on his birthday

by Nutsack88 January 25, 2008

Toyota

Jap car company that began assfucking Detroit in the 1970s as part of its revenge plan for being nuked in WWII. Another part of said plan, enacted within the last five years, is to have Americans buy their fuel-efficient cars, then have them die in car wrecks caused by a deliberate factory defect in the accelerator pedal.

Toyota: Moving Forward...at 94 miles per hour, with the brakes on, over into oncoming traffic...only an 18-wheeler can stop us now.

by your testicles August 17, 2010

toyota aristo

The Japanese version of the American Lexus GS series.

A: Yo man, I just got an Aristo shipped to America!
B: Never heard of it.
A: It's what we call in America the Lexus GS.

by esoterik August 28, 2005