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Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.
It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.
by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024
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them's the breaks

that's the way things turn out (used to express resigned acceptance of a situation).
"I feel for Munro because he fought valiantly, but them's the breaks"
by Arminkshipper January 1, 2025
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There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
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<.0.3.4.3.0.> It is still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
<.0.3.4.3.0.> It is still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
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jump in them pants

Someone who wants to have sex with someone
Boy 1: hey I heard alliyah trying to jump in them pants
Boy 2: aww hell nah! *runs off*
Alliyah: come here (insert name)!!

Or

Girl 1: have you heard of in for it by troy lanez???

Girl 2: yeah!! I wanna jump in his pants!!
by Ashthequeen December 2, 2023
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Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.
Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018
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hang them

to squeeze your boobs together and lean down so your boobs look huge
boy: can you please hang them
girl: okay
by Tony_0678 August 24, 2017
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