the ultimate user

This is the most powerful card in existance nothing can counter or damage it. This card instantly disables and destroys every enemy card no matter what their description says it also deflects all attacks no matter what deflected attacks deal infinte damage. This card requires another card to be awoken.

Me: ur gay
Random guy: *uses no u infinte card*
Me: nice try *uses the ultimate user*
Random guy: fuck you

by Mr.PissShitHead June 5, 2018

ultimate boncho fag

isaac evon/waste yute

yo fam, the ultimate boncho fag is on the way here, lets slap this bitch boy up!

by Fw.koji August 13, 2022

Ultimate Exit

When you have such a bad Projectile Trifecta that you end up dying from it.

The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024

ultimate bottom

when you're wearing a collar at all times.

June wears an actual dog collar at all times, so she's the ultimate bottom in her relationships

by hypolimnion August 30, 2023

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by anonymous March 21, 2025

ultimate inquisition

also known as i>u. there are many meanings to this like its mathmatical aspect as the value of I is greater than the value of U. more likely this will be heard in a game when some pussy ass noob gets a lucky shot and gets cocky.

pro:wow lucky shot
noob:all skill baby, i>u
pro:dont falsly use the ultimate inquisition noob

by mrnoname98 January 10, 2009

Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.

Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."

by Legocunt August 31, 2017