Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Shrimp

Someone with a little penis.

Martinez baker has a baby shrimp in his pants

by Big dick booby November 7, 2017

Shrimped

The ultimate mastery of anything.

“Dang bro he isn’t just goated he is Shrimped”

by Muk August 26, 2019

Shrimp

someone who has a really tiny, shrivelled up, gross looking penis

Lola: "Hey i heard that your boyfriend Finn has a shrimp!"
Abby: "oh gross i didn't know that ima break up with him"

by Dazy235 March 19, 2021

Shrimp Job

(2025) The act of a person sucking another person's toes.

"That freak with the foot fetish wants to give that popular girl a shrimp job."

by KittyBell5 September 21, 2025

Shrimp-Faced

A person (Usually a women) with a sexy body but an ugly ass face.

That shrimp-faced slut ain't shit, she only has a sexy body.

by BimboCunt March 25, 2024