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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

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What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

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by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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Paolo's Science Topic

Stupid and makes 0 sense because he is from a village.
America's dumbest science is "Paolo's Science Topic".
by user2342076 May 3, 2022
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science

the easiest way to define it is leash
leash is science
by leashsums January 11, 2021
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science

by 忍びのもの June 27, 2024
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Science

Learning the Science behind creation would be awesome!
by F. Lintner July 27, 2021
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Corona Arts and Science Academy

Most commonly known as C.A.S.A. Basically every nigga there thinks they're shit and acts all tough because they know they about as soft and pussy as anyone else. Oh, and watch out, because the bitches there will rub their sexuality in your fucking face, as if you gave a shit, which none of you don't. In few words, you can summarize this school as a shithole and a gayfest.
Corona Arts and Science Academy niggas are mad retarded, change my mind.
by Go fuck off September 17, 2019
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Punk Science

Term used to describe the creative yet unrealistic science in many science fiction films, such as Timecop. This can involve altering history, or a person traveling back in time and touching their younger self, thereby destroying both the past and present versions of themselves because matter cannot occupy the same place at the same time.
Person 1: "Timecop is such a good movie!"

Person 2: "Yeah, it's good even though they use punk science to explain their time travel theories."

Person 1: "Punk science?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that movie is so full of scientific inconsistencies it isn't funny!"

Person 1: "It's still a good movie, though!"

Person 2: "Agreed!"
by Ace Corona May 14, 2011
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