Monster Pounce

When one owns another in any way shape or form.

WOW! You guys just got Monster Pounced!

by SuitabIe December 8, 2010

Throbbing Monster

A drink comprised of root beer, cherries, and maraschino cherry juice.

Forget Shirley Temple, I want a Throbbing Monster and I want it now!

by Julie Pinball September 25, 2009

Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 6, 2007

Butt Monster

An oversized 'butt plug'. See 'Butt Plug'

You, me, the Butt Monster. Saturday night. Be prepared

by MKULTRA August 8, 2013

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006