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Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021
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Golden Slushie

When you urinate on your partner in the freezing cold and it freezes onto them.
I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.
by SploogeBobSquarePants February 8, 2020
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Golden Ambush

The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.
Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.

Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012
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Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.
Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"
by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013
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Golden Vase

Sexual reward given by a lecturer to a student for doing well in a test. The lecturer urinates into the students mouth after sexual intercourse.
This weeks golden vase goes to Robert
by SantiagoMunez October 21, 2010
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golden crisp

A delicious cereal that after you eat it, your piss smells like it.
I ate golden crisp today. My piss now smells bad.
by Termpopulator July 25, 2016
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Golden Angel

When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find no poo on the paper, hence a clean exit and a ‘golden angel’.

If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just an angel, it was a golden angel - winner!!
by H-J April 10, 2021
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