punch-tape

Punch-tape is a very early form of computer-memory.
The data-storage device consists of paper only and is written on by perforating it on certain spots.

Can you hand me some punch-tape? The developers took all of mine to program their new calculator.

by Extius June 11, 2006

duck tape on the windows

when a person is depressed and you want to be left alone a term used to explain your state of depression

sad person 1-Dude i dont want to talk to you im so freakin depressed im about to put duck tape on the windows!
naraya- chill.

by Naraya subramanian March 19, 2008

Chicken Taper

a person who raps tape around a chicken before he fucks it, so the chicken doesn't split in half from getting fucked. A more "PC" way of saying "chicken fucker."

Dude, Jim is a real Chicken Taper! He's got gizzards in his pubic hair!

by Big Ed PVD August 18, 2010

duct tape casket

the act of achieving a boner then wrapping your boner in duck tape and allowing yourself to get soft.

my dad asked me for a duct tape casket today.

by ericstotle January 9, 2012

Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

by TresLC October 4, 2016

Flex Tape

The retractable fluids of Phil Swift

Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape

by Cactii November 13, 2018

Flex tape

Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.

With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!

by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018