Taco Tickler

A Mexican person that fondles tacos to make them shoot out their meaty goodness.

Juan: *tickles taco*
Jose: Mmm juicy spicy meat!
Carlos: Fucking taco ticklers.

by SquigglyJew March 4, 2014

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

Death by Tacos

Consuming a massive amount of free bar tacos liberally dosed with liquid stupid, and shitting your guts out. Leading to a frantic trip to the ER where you die while sitting in the waiting room.

"Dude, Rick ate 20 tacos at the bar last night and shit his guts out. Died waiting in the ER."

Dude, Rick ate 20 tacos ate the bar last night and shit his guts out. He died waiting in the ER, death by tacos is some nasty shit.

by HC10 June 13, 2015

Trouser Taco

A trouser taco is another slang term for a woman's vagina.

It's hot as hell, how's that trouser taco smell?

by CarryMeHome August 5, 2017

county taco

A dish made out of ramen with very little broth and either white bread or flour tortillas (if you're lucky!) It comes from having been in L.A. County jail, where ramen is available and is often put into white bread saved over from dinner, as a taco... Often consumed in greater numbers by the less of fortunate...

Man: "Honey, are you gonna cook dinner...?"
Woman: "Yes dear, it's county taco night."
Man: "Not again!"
Woman: "Then get a better paying job!!!"

by Kannudo April 2, 2010