crack on a stick

something that is very popular and/or sells very well.

Can also be used as an exclamation similar to "oh shit"

Guy 1: How's business?
Guy 2: Great! Our new stuff sells like crack on a stick!

by St. Kae April 3, 2009

Click Your Stick

Performing a crude sexual act, especially teabagging.

Derived from the Xbox, where clicking your left joystick often makes you crouch, and on many online games, perhaps most notably Halo, people would teabag their fallen opponents by "clicking their stick" while standing on the corpse.

man 1: what did you do last night
man 2: dude my girlfriend totally let me click my stick on her!

click your stick

by Lord Damon Achuine March 8, 2009

face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

The Mozzarella Stick

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.

Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.

by Tremor41 January 26, 2015

THE SPONZA STICKER

To take a fruit by the foot, wrap it entirely around your penis and get engage in fellatio. While the girl is enjoying your succulent fruit phallus, you take it out, put it in her hair, and hump furiously until the fruit by the foot is stuck.

"Omg Jamie, why is your hair shaved off?"
"I got sponza stickered by Chris at the party last night..." THE SPONZA STICKER

by MFbabyKangaroos June 2, 2015

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017