sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety

Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.

by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009

No Sweaters in the Pool

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.

(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."

by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009

Cinnamon Roll Sweater

The sexual act of eating brown colored cereal such as cinnamon toast crunch, raisin bran, or coco puffs and then vomitting the brown load onto your partner's chest. Once the brown is on your partner you proceed to jizz all over it to make it look like icing.

John gave Sandra a cinnamon roll sweater last night. I heard she had a lot of icing on her roll too.

by DJ Z-Bra January 4, 2010

skeeter peter

penis

A: What's up skeeter peter?
B: What's your deal man?

by kyster January 13, 2009

sweetenham

a british colloquial term meaning a girl with reddish (ham-like) and yellowish (sweetcorn-like) hair. Not particularly complimentary in its use.

"whatever, you have sweetenham hair!"

by dr.dictionary August 17, 2009

seeter

noun, a person who is or is acting seet.

zach butler is late coming to pick us up again, wow what a seeter.

by Stoobs October 11, 2009

sweeber

when a saggy old man jerks of to a Justin beiber song.

" this one time i caught my grampa and his friends sweebering in a pow wow circle, so i decided to join them at once.

by a large terd January 24, 2010