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Summer Fool's Day

Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.
You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!
by Dr Bombay June 18, 2010
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summer down

Telling your friend to calm down in the winter.
Can you tell Katie to summer down? She keeps poking me on Facebook.
Yes, I'll tell her to summer down.
by Sqwilliam49 January 6, 2014
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Turkish Submarine

When you have gas that is so bad, inside a dorm, car, office, etc, that the fumes give you a headache.
Man I ate Taco-Bell before my shift and then turned the office into a Turkish Submarine!
by BARRY "O-Town" June 25, 2010
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Bloody Submarine

It's when you poke a bitch and find out the tampon is still in.
I took a girl home from the bar last night and didnt know i was gonna have to go on a bloody submarine ride. I thought i was gonna have to Tony Danza the bitch, but i got her back by finger blasting her and sticking my fingers in her mouth.
by CyberDeamon May 6, 2010
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Hayden summerall

Hayden Summerall, a cute sweet fun kid. All he need is Love I love him to death always smiling it was Annie LeBlancs fault about hannie being over so leave Hayden alone :)
Hayden Summerall is soooo cute I love him I am gonna fan girl!!
by Hayden Summerall September 18, 2018
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Summer Teeth

Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!
Looks like the hockey players all have their summer teeth!
by Kernelpickle April 24, 2004
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School in summer time

Those are school in summer time girls.
by Professor Chaos May 17, 2003
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