Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.

“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”

by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020

Storm Schmorm

A phrase that is generally uttered when someone heavily underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see the news? A crazy storm is gonna hit tonight. You better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. You think I'm scared of a little bad weather?"

by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019

storm drain babies

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.

i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.

by aquaman84 June 30, 2011

Stormed

When you get your butt kicked, 3 stocked, reverse 3 stocked, heavy comboed, JV4, Fair 1 comboed, counter killed, and raged by Smash Bros player TBZ Storm!

My friend got stormed in a smash bros match against Storm

by Storm_724 August 4, 2021

mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).

Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.

by RCole February 13, 2008

Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.

My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!

by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019

booty storm

The stuff even worse than the stuff that dogs bring in after playing in the yard.

"Geez-louise, look at all that booty storm!"

by Grungus April 18, 2018