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Stephen "Hauk"ing

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...
Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."
by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025
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Stephen

A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
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Stephen Janssen

A guy who likes math and say AAAAA a lot. He is also very smart and a decent person to be with
Hey, how’s he?
Friend: Just being a Stephen Janssen, as always.
by YarrJeg-O March 21, 2025
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Stephen

A large bag of cocks sucking a fucking other cocks, loves getting down on gay naked cowboys in ram ranch.
"yo look at that fag"
"no thats just Stephen"
by ackackcackackackakcnanvka June 11, 2024
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Braylon Stephens

Braylon Stephens is a Goat and he is a great multi sport athlete
by Fghogee June 12, 2024
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The Stephen Herbits

Another name for Sticker's sarcoma. It's a sexually transmitted cancer found in canids. Basically, a tumor of the genitals in one dog about 10 thousand years ago mutated, making it able to live on indefinitely. Defined as a huge tumor, that’s a bleeding, cauliflower-shaped mass and the most attractive part is they're on dog dicks.
The Stephen herbits defined as a histiocytic tumor of the external genitalia of the dog and other canines, as the std that’s transmitted from animal to animal during mating.
by Yhcsfsgss July 2, 2024
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