Ho Chi Minh Two-Step

The "Ho Chi Minh Two-Step" is to be unwell and have diarrhea, making you run to the bathroom.

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...

by buckonz November 5, 2009

Tijuana two step

The two step dance jigged en route to the toilet after a particularly spicy meal - The dance is always performed with clenched buttocks to prevent the spray of rusty water and a look of distress is often worn on the face of the performer.

Jesus! that vindaloo was a real ringstinger, i was dancing the Tijuana two step all bloody day!

by Matt Speak August 11, 2006

Two Step

its a dance, hardcore kids do thats done to a certain beat of a song that u cant really hardcore dance to, so you two step to the beat the music. its take quite some skill to two step

iys done by taking two steps foer every step u take, its complicated to explain.

by ill nino April 7, 2005

Teddy Two-Step

A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.

that bitch pulled a Teddy Two-Step on me!

by Teduardo Sanchez April 6, 2011

who is you? step from around me

a statement used to show contempt at another's actions and request that they leave your vicinity.

Kelly: "Your shoes are like soooo last season."

Amy: "Who is you? Step from around me."

by Amy Frost May 17, 2008

Jew Step

When a Jew does their Interpretation of the 2 Step.

Lexi: Look at Anna Rose

Taylor: She is Working the Jew Step

by Tay&Lex December 14, 2009

Naughty Step Necromancer

The Naughty Step is a form of behavioral modification that involves temporarily separating a person (child) from an environment where an unacceptable behavior has occurred, normally at the foot of the stairs.

Necromancy (/ˈnɛkrəmænsi/)is the practice of magic involving communication with the dead – either by summoning their spirits as apparitions, visions or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events.

Tarquin, seriously boy you are straight boiling my piss today! Naughty step NOW!

“Tarquin seems somehow to summon the strength of the Devil himself, talk in tongues and hold court with unseen daemons”

Shit Jean he’s naughty step necromancer - call the Bishop.

by Stupid Disco February 11, 2021