squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".

1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.

by zlh5009 September 19, 2011

squeezeboxing

In computer science: inefficient compression <-> expansion of data in order to accommodate inconsistent abstractions or interfaces. See also regifting.

Geek: Your new module takes an comma-separated string of names of objects while the rest of the system uses lists.
Meek: Squeezeboxing - my bad.

by msd13 November 15, 2011

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.

The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.

by Squeecher February 12, 2014

Squeeze Lungs

noun.

- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.

"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."

by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014

Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.

Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.

by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014

squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015