spaghetti Ethernet cord

Poor internet quality; especially on Nintendo Switch Online.

“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Spaghetti merchant

jorginho and donnarumma

jorginho is a spaghetti merchant

by jorginho despiser August 12, 2023

spaghetti yeti

An older male with a profusely aged bush having sexual intercorse with a young, menstruating female.

Did you get lucky after the club?
Yeuh, she wanted a spaghetti yeti.

by SlowMoGizMo February 3, 2020

Spaghetti

A word used to describe straight girls who are “straight till wet.”

There’s a lot of spaghetti in here.

by AlphaGay July 12, 2021

spaghetti

is an bowl made out of flour and eggs the best thing in the word.

i hope she makes a lot of spaghetti!

by RANDOMIZED_SPAGHETTI February 13, 2024

Spaghetti Method

Put a dry or wet noodle near your genitals
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit

4 Bust! Get your load all over the place

"My shit burning from the spaghetti method last night Daniel".

by Bigtoess123 December 2, 2024

Ohio Spaghetti

Spaghetti, but made with macaroni noodles. Referred to as "Ohio" because it's wrong.

May also include hot dogs, ketchup, or Chef Boyardee.

"Meemaw makes the best hot damn Ohio spaghetti in the trailer park!"

by FailingtoRealize February 8, 2025