Sail Cat

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.

" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

Sailor Moon

A anime series airing in America in 1993 or 1994. It appeals to young girls, and is about girls that magical transform into sailor scouts, or sailor senshi, and fight evil with powers that they posess from thier mother planet. It'll take me forever to explain, so fuck it. God I love this anime.

I love Sailor Moon, I guess that makes me a Sailor Moon otaku.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

sailor senshi

The Japanese word for Sailor Soldiers.

The soldiers in the anime and manga of Sailor Moon are called by this name, in the English dubbed version of the anime, they are called Sailor Scouts.

Their general mission is to protect their princess, Princess Serenity (AKA: Sailor Moon). To do this they have various powers with which to attack the enemy.

Sailor Mercury is one of the Princess' Guardian Sailor Senshi.

by Emi-chan May 27, 2008

Gentle Sailors

Testicles. Most commonly used to refer to the testicles of small mammals.

I told Sam I was shocked to see that Iggy the cat still had his gentle sailors. He informed me that they would be removed by the end of the month.

by Jasper Tomlinson February 26, 2009

A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

by reggiemt April 20, 2017

brown sailor

someone who enjoys performing anal sex

by vaseline April 23, 2003

Farmer's Nail

Farmer's Nail is to have one or more dirty finger nails and the dirt appears to be typical garden variety "dirt" or potting soil under the nails. However, Farmer's Nail is not regular dirt or soil but is actually feces which is accumulated under one or more finger nails as a direct result of either intentional fingering of a dirty shit plugged anus during a sexual act or from having one or more fingers slip through the toilet paper while wiping one's ass and getting ass dirt or fecal matter under the nails. Having Farmer's Nail does not mean that one did not wash their hands after an anal fingering or after slippage during a wipe job, just that one did not clean the feces from under their nails at the time of the wash job as they may not have known it was present. In most, but not all instances of Farmer's Nail, it is not left under the nail intentionally and is simply an oversight during the clean up process.

Farmer's Nail is also known as Mechanic's Nail which is more frequently used in the automotive industry.

Carl: Hi Gary. What have you been up to? From the looks of those fingers I would say you have been working in the garden this morning?
Gary: No I have not been in the yard working today. (Looking at nails) Oh No Bro. I had the worst Louisiana Tail Drop earlier this morning and made an absolute mess. I was wiping my sharted ass with both hands and my fingers kept slipping through the wet shat paper. Guess it got under the nails.
Carl: That is some nasty shit brahh! You got the worst case of Farmer's Nail I have ever seen. Go get a toothpick or a nail file and dig that shit out. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014