"You ๐ are tempted ๐๐ by my ๐ smell ๐ like a bee ๐ that seeks ๐ honey ๐ฏ"
- Ike Eveland, 2022
- Ike Eveland, 2022
by Ivy Evelandโจ April 26, 2022

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.
Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"
by Anonymous July 12, 2003

the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.
"hey luca.."
"yeah?"
"you..."
"i..?"
"You ๐ are tempted ๐๐ by my ๐ smell ๐ like a bee ๐ that seeks ๐ honey ๐ฏ"
"yeah?"
"you..."
"i..?"
"You ๐ are tempted ๐๐ by my ๐ smell ๐ like a bee ๐ that seeks ๐ honey ๐ฏ"
by Moth <3 April 6, 2022

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

"Wow he looks like an ugly A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop"
by Ramonday January 5, 2022

by ufgatorweed January 30, 2012

A term describing the process of giving oral sex to a woman who is menstruating. It is derived from the iron-rich odour given off from the vagina.
I wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but she was on her period, so I realised I would have to smell the metal.
by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011
