Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
by envenom July 2, 2019
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Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.
Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.
by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024
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Ski

When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.

Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.
5 people are entering a car;
"Shotgun!"

"Window"
"Window"
"Damnit, I guess I'm skiing"
by Tanus July 11, 2022
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Skiing gator tails

When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
by S366sxe March 20, 2023
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Green Skies

Green Skies is an Idiomatic expression which means Happiness, Euphoria. It was discovered in a song by Five O' Clock titled Green Skies.
I got the job! I see Green Skies.
by Blexszn September 6, 2022
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ski tickets

Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff
Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow
by punxneedpie January 28, 2018
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ski back in

When you are black out drunk and use coke to come back to consciousness
Bro i was so drunk at that party, I had to ski back in
by Milfinc February 29, 2024
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