simone

nobody likes a simone.

david - "hey! simone how are you?"

Simone - "pushin p"

David - "ugh ok fine stink ugly"

by diepoocheese May 17, 2022

Simon

Gods disciple

Simon is the best for some fucking reason

by hollacost September 22, 2023

Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.

Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.

by Brenenegan June 3, 2018

simone

simone is a bully and is very mean .

“hi simone”
simone : “ go eat a salad”

by ash.cigarette March 5, 2022

Simon

A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.

Good person Simon

by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021

simon-olivier

Best person on the planet

Hey Simon-Olivier you are soioooo cool

by Simon’s November 21, 2021

Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025