slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

vinegar side

The side of your ball sac closet to your butthole.

Man there’s a smell coming from my downstairs. I believe it’s the vinegar side of my bean bag.

by Jmaktheknife February 14, 2018

Off side

If somebody is not around or available.

Damo: You coming to the gig tomorrow?
Anto: Can't bro ill be off side tomorrow.

by Tenacious Ste September 2, 2021

Side credit

Any woman besides your wife that you wanna have sex with.

Josh and I saw some good side credit walk past work today.

by Hole dozer March 25, 2022

glade side

Original worldwide O.G gangsta site playaz. Roll so deep Pablo Escobar was their bitch and got both 2pac and Biggie dealt with for stepping on their turf without permission. Will kill any Manz who dare test.

Who was that posse of god like outlaw mavericks who just shot up our whole crew and tea leafed our baccy then drove off in their solid gold and chrome solar powered robin reliants on switches? Glade side motherfuckers obviously

by Gladeside mandem July 8, 2018

Side Eye

To give someone a knowing look. Usually when shocked or surprised by something.

To Side Eye

When Mr Henderson made a sexist comment, his students side-eyed each other in disbelief.

by Havana77 November 17, 2009

Vinyl Siding

n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.

Damn, did you see all the hardened semen on Eric's back, it's like he has Vinyl Siding on there.

by Abu Musab Al Zarqawi November 9, 2005