shiftlopper

one who dislikes or declines an offer of free food of any kind

The shiftlopper doesn't want any cheesy poofs.

by AngieHart March 26, 2005

shifty mamunes cubano

a dirty mexican who gets a lot of bad grades specifically Fs in computer related classes. His shiftyness is unsurpassed. O, and hes quite greasy.

Person A:Where is shifty?
Person B:I dunno but hes so greasy he may have slipped down a sewage grate
Person A:Why would he go home so early?

by Anonymous Informant April 27, 2005

shifters

a biscuit or cookie type snack...made from bran...just pure bran. good substitute for laxatives

Alex: oh man i was on the crapper for hours after eating that shifter.
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!

by bofredlington February 1, 2006

shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009

shift1

This is sometimes used to replace the common exclamation point, but most often they are used together.

It usually expresses extreme happiness or anger about something, and a regular exclamation point isn't enough to express how the person feels.

Occasionally the word shift is left out and just the number 1 is used.

Wow!11!!shift1111!!shift1!! I can't believe Flo Rida came to S'toon!!!11shift1!!

by 1337 PWN July 26, 2009

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010