pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016

Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

dominic seese

A man with a insanely small penis so small it lacks to create sperm with unstoppable amounts of penis hair

Your small penis hair could make a blanket for every homeless person on the planet you have a Dominic seese

by Pickle juice all on me887 March 6, 2017

Vagina seeds

Vagina seeds refer to a man who suddenly sprouts a vagina due to having a weak womanly moment

My boyfriend suddenly sprouted vagina seeds during an argument .

by Sourmug32 March 11, 2017

sunflower seeds

what Mr Sir eats in holes

"Mr Sir was eating sunflower seeds"

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018

Juad Sees All

Knowing that no matter what u do and ask for forgiveness your true creator sees every bull shit you do
Eg. Backing It , Back Anal And such forth

Did You Know That Juad Sees All.

by A_BIG_DICK_NIGGA_Anthony May 3, 2019

texas seesaw

The act of hitting your dick upon the face of a rival mate in a seesaw fashion.

Yo why'd you have to give my girl the Texas seesaw last night

by Mitchell6969 May 16, 2019