Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.

What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!

by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007

one-second wonder

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.

That girl was fine, but it turned out she was a one-second wonder.

by HWF August 13, 2006

Second-hand Embarassment

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded

Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

by Pheeya August 6, 2010

Second-hand stupid

The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.

"The second-hand stupid from Billy's girlfriend is frying my brain. I can't think anymore."

by Nostradumbass11 January 8, 2010

That is so second millennium

Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.

Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?

Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!

by FuctButSects January 24, 2011

Second hand porn

Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"

by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

ten second tap

When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...

"Are you still seeing Sloop??"

"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"

"Bummer"

by Smiling Irish Mike April 4, 2008