by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.
by HWF August 13, 2006

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance
c. Socially retarded
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance
c. Socially retarded
Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.
by Pheeya August 6, 2010

The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.
by Nostradumbass11 January 8, 2010

Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
by FuctButSects January 24, 2011

Swagger that you get because either you are with someone that's got swag, or from borrowing someone's clothing or accessories that gets your swag on.
1. Sally: Whoa, Alex, I never thought you were very cool, but after seeing you and Soulja Boy together, I have to admit, you've got swagger!
Alex: Thanks, but its mostly second hand swagger.
2. Alex: Hey Soulja Boy, could i borrow some bling bling? I need to impress some ladies at the mall tonight with my swagger.
Soulja Boy: Sure man! Get your second hand swagger on!
Alex: Thanks, but its mostly second hand swagger.
2. Alex: Hey Soulja Boy, could i borrow some bling bling? I need to impress some ladies at the mall tonight with my swagger.
Soulja Boy: Sure man! Get your second hand swagger on!
by dylankunming July 2, 2011

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"
Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011
